reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

(via bredled)

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token:

i’ll follow back!
vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
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schoolyards:

you’ve got the wrong guy
buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic, via thedecembersunissetting)

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via measuring-perfection)

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